A French Mistake
Hola manusia sekalian,
Ignore the ridiculous condolences posted on my cbox because this blog ain't dead yet. It was in a partial coma caused by the endless procrastination of its owner. Plus life in manila thus far has been all but fun. Haha. I said in my last post that I would get a series of 07 posts up but i'm actually still thinking of what to blog about.
Back to business. The title of the post says it all. Those smelly french idiots committed the biggest mistakes in their lives in the last vote they faced. Yes people, i am here to bitch/rant about nicolas sarkozy (there's no need to even give him capitalised initials on his name). First things first, I have opposed sarkozy from the very beginning or rather when the french elections hype started. Someone who incited those violent riots in Paris back in 2006. Even after he won by a slight margin, he still remained on my personal hate-list. A fictional one by the way. It would be really odd if I actually kept one. Besides his role in freeing Bulgarian nurses in Libya, he hasn't contributed much to the progress of France thus far unless gaining headlines on French tabloids can be considered.
A president appearing on tabloids ever so frequently. Doesnt it just sound amusing. Well being the one and only French president in the modern history of France to get a divorce while in power gives you that privilege. This might be a result of marrying a cecilia sarkozy who never enjoyed the confines of the Elysee. The divorce resulted in a slight plunge in sarko's approval ratings. As i am not an anti-divorce person, I really couldn't be bothered by that issue. When I first read about it, I actually had a good laugh at sarko. What made feel even more happier was the fact that sarkozy actually felt sad over his divorce .. or so we all thought. Fyi people, this divorce occured about 4 months ago.
Only a month later, the headlines were blazing yet again. Sarkozy was now going out with that slut-model-singer, carla bruni. The one who has had relationships with men like Mick Jagger and Donald Trump. A young rich gal hunting for rich and powerful older men. It was shocking news for me as thinking about them actually made me wanna puke. The thought of them 'French-kissing' each other was enough to raise my goosebumps. As weeks gone by, people around the world like me soon realised that indeed the item actually progressed into some whirlwind romance. There were the trips around Paris as well as to Disneyland. Come on, what on earth is a 53 year old President doing in Disneyland. Who cares if you've got to entertain your perasan-ted girlfriend. Disneyland just aint the place for you. Go bring her to sotheby's or something. I wouldn't care as long as its not disneyland. Its already wrong that such a high profile couple goes canoddling around town. That's so not how a president acts for heaven's sake.
Next came their holidays in Petra and Luxor before sarkozy's official trip to egypt. The most unbelievable thing happened next. I am sure most of you would have heard or at least guessed. Sarko and carla bruni actually got engaged like 2 days ago. I am most disgusted by this. Who cares if I am not french and can't riot. At least I can rant here. President Sarkozy actually had the most insane idea of marrying the "I enjoy being polygamous" carla bruni only 3 months after first meeting her. Ever since the news broke out, sarkozy's ratings in France have been going down the drain. Fine they've only been plummeting but hopefully it'll reach that point. The people are unhappy that instead of attempting to reshape an already weakening local economic front, he has been focusing on this slutty polygamous model.
They're so ridiculous that Ryanair even decided to use them as an advertising gimmick for one of their promo ads. Carla bruni as can be seen in the ad says this --> "With Ryanair, my whole family can come to my wedding." How pathetic is that. Now both of them are suing ryanair when they're only as cheap as ryanair's fares. I've even seen guys over here perving over her pictures on newsweek going all "wow ganda and sexy talaga ah". Sarkozy's actions have even earned him the nickname President Bling Bling which need not be elaborated any further on.
Why this is truly a French mistake? Well they had every chance possible to vote for other candidates such as Segolene Royal. She had garnered so much more support comapred to sarkozy early on. Tough competition between the two only existed when the elections drew closer. Segolene royal would have done a far better job in office if compared to shitty sarkozy. She even has the elegance and grandeur fit for the Elysee Palace. She doesnt even look her age from all the pictures of her. Well you frenchys had a chance and you failed. So you're now stuck with sarko and problems with SocGen. Won't elaborate on that.
Moving on, Super Tuesday is coming up real soon. Super Tuesday is happening on a Tuesday by the way. It isn't just some pun. Though related to the USA, a country I dislike so much yet know so much about, I can't help but catch up with developments connected to kicking bush out of the white house at the end of his term. Super Tuesday is part of the election primaries scheduled way back before the official November vote. It is when voters from 24 American states (other states have their own respective primaries) cast their votes for their favourite candidates. I repeat .. 24 .. which makes it the most exciting and challenging of all primaries. With such a big majority, it more or less indicates the winning candidate for President.
Brandon is heavily rooting for the Democrats to lead the way to the White House. The way I see it, the true competition only exists between Hilary Clinton and Barack Obama, both Democrats. The Republicans have a weaker side as of now since Rudy Giulani and dropped out of the race last week.John Edwards John Mccain and Mike Huckabee would seem too useless. I can honestly inform all you out there that I have been supporting Hilary Clinton's bid from the very beginning. Haven't changed my mind up till today. However a win by Obama would not be as disastrous as having Sarkozy as president. So I am joining forces with all the Clinton supporters who aint american in wishing her all the best in facing Super Tuesday. I am gonna wake up on Wednesday morning local time waiting for the outcome on CNN!
I have got to agree with anyone saying that the US elections are too hyped up when the actual thing is only in november. It started since like early 2007 with the campaigning and all. Seems too much doesnt it or maybe it's just because I live in malaysia where election time seems just like another suspenceful day of celebrations. As hyped as the election fever is, I repeat that it only means Bush is one step closer to being kicked out of the White house. Hahaha. Go to hell bush, you're just meddling in everything unnecessary and causing problems all round the globe. Eagerly waiting for the 4th of december to arrive. Remember the date 4-12-08.
Ignore the ridiculous condolences posted on my cbox because this blog ain't dead yet. It was in a partial coma caused by the endless procrastination of its owner. Plus life in manila thus far has been all but fun. Haha. I said in my last post that I would get a series of 07 posts up but i'm actually still thinking of what to blog about.
Back to business. The title of the post says it all. Those smelly french idiots committed the biggest mistakes in their lives in the last vote they faced. Yes people, i am here to bitch/rant about nicolas sarkozy (there's no need to even give him capitalised initials on his name). First things first, I have opposed sarkozy from the very beginning or rather when the french elections hype started. Someone who incited those violent riots in Paris back in 2006. Even after he won by a slight margin, he still remained on my personal hate-list. A fictional one by the way. It would be really odd if I actually kept one. Besides his role in freeing Bulgarian nurses in Libya, he hasn't contributed much to the progress of France thus far unless gaining headlines on French tabloids can be considered.
A president appearing on tabloids ever so frequently. Doesnt it just sound amusing. Well being the one and only French president in the modern history of France to get a divorce while in power gives you that privilege. This might be a result of marrying a cecilia sarkozy who never enjoyed the confines of the Elysee. The divorce resulted in a slight plunge in sarko's approval ratings. As i am not an anti-divorce person, I really couldn't be bothered by that issue. When I first read about it, I actually had a good laugh at sarko. What made feel even more happier was the fact that sarkozy actually felt sad over his divorce .. or so we all thought. Fyi people, this divorce occured about 4 months ago.
Only a month later, the headlines were blazing yet again. Sarkozy was now going out with that slut-model-singer, carla bruni. The one who has had relationships with men like Mick Jagger and Donald Trump. A young rich gal hunting for rich and powerful older men. It was shocking news for me as thinking about them actually made me wanna puke. The thought of them 'French-kissing' each other was enough to raise my goosebumps. As weeks gone by, people around the world like me soon realised that indeed the item actually progressed into some whirlwind romance. There were the trips around Paris as well as to Disneyland. Come on, what on earth is a 53 year old President doing in Disneyland. Who cares if you've got to entertain your perasan-ted girlfriend. Disneyland just aint the place for you. Go bring her to sotheby's or something. I wouldn't care as long as its not disneyland. Its already wrong that such a high profile couple goes canoddling around town. That's so not how a president acts for heaven's sake.
Next came their holidays in Petra and Luxor before sarkozy's official trip to egypt. The most unbelievable thing happened next. I am sure most of you would have heard or at least guessed. Sarko and carla bruni actually got engaged like 2 days ago. I am most disgusted by this. Who cares if I am not french and can't riot. At least I can rant here. President Sarkozy actually had the most insane idea of marrying the "I enjoy being polygamous" carla bruni only 3 months after first meeting her. Ever since the news broke out, sarkozy's ratings in France have been going down the drain. Fine they've only been plummeting but hopefully it'll reach that point. The people are unhappy that instead of attempting to reshape an already weakening local economic front, he has been focusing on this slutty polygamous model.
They're so ridiculous that Ryanair even decided to use them as an advertising gimmick for one of their promo ads. Carla bruni as can be seen in the ad says this --> "With Ryanair, my whole family can come to my wedding." How pathetic is that. Now both of them are suing ryanair when they're only as cheap as ryanair's fares. I've even seen guys over here perving over her pictures on newsweek going all "wow ganda and sexy talaga ah". Sarkozy's actions have even earned him the nickname President Bling Bling which need not be elaborated any further on.
Even the French themselves insist on making spoofs of Sarko's latest cheap act
This is a funnier one supposedly referring to carla bruni .. trust me it aint porn
Why this is truly a French mistake? Well they had every chance possible to vote for other candidates such as Segolene Royal. She had garnered so much more support comapred to sarkozy early on. Tough competition between the two only existed when the elections drew closer. Segolene royal would have done a far better job in office if compared to shitty sarkozy. She even has the elegance and grandeur fit for the Elysee Palace. She doesnt even look her age from all the pictures of her. Well you frenchys had a chance and you failed. So you're now stuck with sarko and problems with SocGen. Won't elaborate on that.
Moving on, Super Tuesday is coming up real soon. Super Tuesday is happening on a Tuesday by the way. It isn't just some pun. Though related to the USA, a country I dislike so much yet know so much about, I can't help but catch up with developments connected to kicking bush out of the white house at the end of his term. Super Tuesday is part of the election primaries scheduled way back before the official November vote. It is when voters from 24 American states (other states have their own respective primaries) cast their votes for their favourite candidates. I repeat .. 24 .. which makes it the most exciting and challenging of all primaries. With such a big majority, it more or less indicates the winning candidate for President.
Brandon is heavily rooting for the Democrats to lead the way to the White House. The way I see it, the true competition only exists between Hilary Clinton and Barack Obama, both Democrats. The Republicans have a weaker side as of now since Rudy Giulani and dropped out of the race last week.John Edwards John Mccain and Mike Huckabee would seem too useless. I can honestly inform all you out there that I have been supporting Hilary Clinton's bid from the very beginning. Haven't changed my mind up till today. However a win by Obama would not be as disastrous as having Sarkozy as president. So I am joining forces with all the Clinton supporters who aint american in wishing her all the best in facing Super Tuesday. I am gonna wake up on Wednesday morning local time waiting for the outcome on CNN!
I have got to agree with anyone saying that the US elections are too hyped up when the actual thing is only in november. It started since like early 2007 with the campaigning and all. Seems too much doesnt it or maybe it's just because I live in malaysia where election time seems just like another suspenceful day of celebrations. As hyped as the election fever is, I repeat that it only means Bush is one step closer to being kicked out of the White house. Hahaha. Go to hell bush, you're just meddling in everything unnecessary and causing problems all round the globe. Eagerly waiting for the 4th of december to arrive. Remember the date 4-12-08.
-Adios from Manila-
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