How Patriotic Are You ?
While some of you may assume that the Merdeka craze, you are wrong because it all only ends on the 16th of September. It is even worse to think of the national day as the country's birthday cause that happens to also fall on 16/9. There is a difference between National Day and Malaysia Day. At least I know my facts on Malaysia since I'm as follows ..
Congratulations Brandon, you are 50% not Malaysian.
That means you're as Malaysian as...
Michelle Yeoh!
I had even indulged myself in a Japanese film, All About Dogs which was shown on Astro AEC. Yes, a movie from our violent, ruthless penjajah's which have long left. A cute but meaningless film with no prper start nor end .. I have to also mention that the five new Astro channels starts broadcasting today. For anime fans there's Animax while I can watch lots of Filipino flicks on Astro Kirana ..
All the government has to advice us on the weeks leading to Merdeka is to fly our national flag. As if, all there is to patriotism is by flying you flag .. trash. Then, you have ministers telling the people the proper ways of flying it. Putting it on the toilet door would be disrespectful but wearing it isn't .. blek. Its just your intentions that matter .. The minister said that people in america use their flag as their tablecloths so I'm gonna do that. I'll probably laugh when I pour curry or something saucy all over. Some other ways to show your patriotism with the national flag ..
- Keranamu Malaysia Underwear .. looks lame
- Malaysia Truly Asia! Handkerchief
- Tablecloth .. with a bigger flag of course
- Wrap it up and use it as a condom to show-off ..
- Bra/Coli Buatan Malaysia .. manually fold it
- Think of one yourself ..
I barely waved the silly puny flags we were made to buy. Felt like a fool waving it .. haha. I amazingly have a few other flags like that of other countries but surprisingly not malaysia. So, I now have a new flag in my mini flag collection. Notice that all the flags are the flags of ASEAN member countries ..
I might have to admit one day that I will nonetheless have this sense of attachment with Malaysia, tanah tumpahnya darahku, the country I was born in. Well, I am 22 out of 45 Malaysian as compared to some who got lower. I happen to also be as Malaysian as Michelle Yeoh meaning I'm a half-Malaysian. If only the government can allow me to have dual citizenship .. then I can truly literally declare that I'm 50% or half-Malaysian.
-Adios and Selamat Hari Merdeka-